the sign's kinks

  • Aries: three-cheese pizza
  • Taurus: a stable relationship
  • Gemini: netflix and cuddling
  • Cancer: low college tuition
  • Leo: fuzzy socks
  • Virgo: friendship
  • Libra: getting 10 hours of sleep
  • Scorpio: good communication & trust
  • Sagittarius: watching sunsets by the ocean
  • Capricorn: getting paid
  • Aquarius: large blankets
  • Pisces: pasta

poets born under each sign

bossyplanets:

aries: robert frost

The best way out is always through.

taurus: william shakespeare

My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.

gemini: walt whitman

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)

cancer: pablo neruda

But wait for me,
keep for me your sweetness.
I will give you too
a rose. 

leo: charles bukowski

attend the boxing matches, go to the racetrack,
live on luck and skill,
get alone, get alone often,
and if you can’t sleep alone
be careful of the words you speak in your sleep;
and
ask for no mercy
no miracles;

virgo: mary oliver

You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.

libra: e.e. cummings

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)

scorpio: sylvia plath

I wait and ache. I think I am healing.

sagittarius: emily dickinson

I dwell in possibility.

capricorn: edgar allen poe

Ah, dream too bright to last!
Ah, starry Hope, that didst arise
But to be overcast!
A voice from out the Future cries,
“On! on!“—but o'er the Past

aquarius: langston hughes

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.

pisces: jack kerouac

This transcendental Brilliance
Is the better part
(of Nothingness
I sing)

(via perceptur)

Source: bossyplanets

Zodiac Cheat Sheet (Part 2)

shitthesignssay:

ARIES:

  • Ruling planet: Mars
  • Ruling Olympian: Athena
  • Ruling House: 1st house, House of Self (Latin: “Vita” meaning “life”)
  • Element & Group: Cardinal Fire sign
  • Symbol: The Ram
  • Ruling body part (medical zodiac): Head, Face, Eyes
  • Motto: I Am

TAURUS:

  • Ruling planet: Venus
  • Ruling Olympian: Aphrodite
  • Ruling House: 2nd house, House of Value (Latin: “Lucrum” meaning “Wealth”)
  • Element & Group: Fixed Earth sign
  • Symbol: The Bull
  • Ruling body part (medical zodiac): Neck, throat, vocal tract
  • Motto: I have

GEMINI:

  • Ruling planet: Mercury
  • Ruling Olympian: Apollo
  • Ruling House: 3rd house, House of Communication (Latin: “Fratres” meaning “Brothers”)
  • Element & Group: Mutable Air sign
  • Symbol: The Twins
  • Ruling body parts (medical zodiac): Hands, Arms, Nervous System
  • Motto: I Think

CANCER:

  • Ruling “planet”: The moon
  • Ruling Olympian: Hermes
  • Ruling House: 4th house, House of Home and Family (Latin: “Genitor” meaning “parents”)
  • Element & Group: Cardinal Water sign
  • Symbol: The Crab
  • Ruling body parts (Medical zodiac): Breasts, Chest, Stomach
  • Motto: I Feel

LEO:

  • Ruling “planet”: The sun
  • Ruling Olympian: Zeus
  • Ruling House: 5th house, House of Pleasure/Leisure (Latin: “Nati” meaning “children”)
  • Element & Group: Fixed Fire sign
  • Symbol: The Lion
  • Ruling body parts (Medical Zodiac): Heart, Spine, Spinal column
  • Motto: I will

VIRGO:

  • Ruling planet: Mercury
  • Ruling Olympian: Demeter
  • Ruling House: 6th house, House of Health (Latin: “Valetudo” meaning health"
  • Element & Group: Mutable Earth sign
  • Symbol: The Virgin
  • Ruling body parts (Medical Zodiac): Digestive system, spleen
  • Motto: I analyze

LIBRA:

  • Ruling planet: Venus
  • Ruling Olympian: Hephaestus (Even though Libras are considered the “attractive sign”)
  • Ruling House: 7th house, House of Partnership (Latin: “Uxor” meaning “spouse”)
  • Element & Group: Cardinal Air sign
  • Symbol: The Scales
  • Ruling body parts (Medical Zodiac): Kidneys, skin, buttocks
  • Motto: I balance

SCORPIO:

  • Ruling planets: Pluto and Mars
  • Ruling Olympian: Ares
  • Ruling House: 8th house, House of Death and Sex (Latin: “Mors” meaning “Death”)
  • Element & Group: Fixed Water sign
  • Symbol: The Scorpion
  • Ruling body parts (Medical zodiac): Sexual organs, reproductive system, bowel
  • Motto: I want

SAGITTARIUS:

  • Ruling planet: Jupiter
  • Ruling Olympian: Artemis
  • Ruling House: 9th house, House of Philosophy (Latin: “Iter” meaning “journey”)
  • Element & Group: Mutable Fire sign
  • Symbol: The Centaur / The Archer
  • Ruling body parts (Medical Zodiac): Thighs, Hips, Muscles
  • Motto: I see

CAPRICORN:

  • Ruling planet: Saturn
  • Ruling Olympian: Hestia
  • Ruling House: 10th house, House of Social Status (Latin: “Regnum” meaning “kingdom”)
  • Element & Group: Cardinal Earth sign
  • Symbol: The Sea-Goat
  • Ruling body parts (Medical zodiac): Skeletal system, knees, joints
  • Motto: I use

AQUARIUS:

  • Ruling planet: Uranus and Saturn
  • Ruling Olympian: Hera
  • Ruling House: 11th House, House of Friendship (Latin: “Benefacta” meaning “Friendships”)
  • Element & Group: Fixed Air sign
  • Symbol: The Water Bearer (And not that good at it since he’s actually pouring it out!)
  • Ruling Body parts (Medical zodiac): legs, veins, heels
  • Motto: I know

PISCES:

  • Ruling planet: Neptune and Jupiter
  • Ruling Olympian: Poseidon
  • Ruling House: 12th house, House of Self-Undoing (Latin: “Carcer” meaning “Prison”)
  • Element & Group: Mutable Water sign
  • Symbol: The two fishes
  • Ruling body parts (Medical zodiac): immune system, feet, toes
  • Motto: I believe

(via oceank1ng)

Source: shitthesignssay

the signs as half life: full life consequences quotes

  • aries: "I have to kill fast and bullets too slow"
  • taurus: “its time I have to kill the enemys and make evil go away from here forrest of time!”
  • gemini: The science flew off Gordon Freemans face and landed and blowed up in a boom and Gordon Freeman stood and fall.
  • cancer: "I know bro but you are hero" John Freeman said back to comfart Gordon.
  • leo: "I loved wife like sun raise… DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!"
  • virgo: He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy.
  • libra: "Dad humens have to fight for freedome!"
  • scorpio: "I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
  • sagittarius: The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.
  • capricorn: “its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences”
  • aquarius: “You are surounded prepair to die”
  • pisces: John Freeman let go Gordon Freeman and went up back on his feet and loked his head around and saw trees and aminals and humens then looked at glowy tower and knew what has to be done.

Source: bertholdt-fubar

tru zodiac descriptions

goodbye-space-ass:

aries: get a job nerd
taurus: really intimidating and likes plants
gemini: u talk too fast
cancer: cute and probably cries a lot 
leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot 
virgo: get that stick out of ur ass
libra: satans cousin 3 times removed
scorpio: pretty ok with murder
sagittarius: wow rude
capricorn: *mr krabs voice* money
aquarius: came from the 11th plane of the void
pisces: really excited about birthday parties 

(via monere-lluvia)

Source: goodbye-space-ass