I have prepared my finest coffee, have you?
Woah damn, this has to be one fine coffee, yeah! :’D
LADIES…..LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
See the ball-faced boy!
See the man with seventeen testicles!
See the Longinus’ Cup overflow!
See the child stare vacuously into the infinite void!
You! Young lad!
Come forward!
See the vagina-faced lady!
Two for one!
Indeed!
I am your host… ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT!
Ladies and gentlemen…
An announcer of my testicular baldness, as they made me out to be…
My goal in this world is only to vacate the human mind,
and twice now, toward the stars..
the men on the trampoline, the flying Menge Brothers!
Yes!
Fraudulence, ladies and gentlemen, free of charge…
Whenever your admission, you get one service..
Egads! Astounding! My worlds!
Ladies and gentlemen, I now see my life’s purpose:
I AM THE MIGHTY MASTURBATOR
Say I’m wasting all my life, say I’m wasting time
friendly reminder that devin townsend keeps his old hair in a box so that he can put it on a puppet of an alien that represents his psyche
Yeah, it truly is a wonderful world to live in.
Devin Townsend Project - Deconstruction ‘By a Thread’ (by vafthrutnir)
Need good music in your life? WATCH THIS SHIT!
Source: youtube.com
“I’m Ziltoid!!! I don’t give a shit!
I live above Earth in a big rocket ship!
I’m Ziltoid! The horror! The horror!
I’m Ziltoid! The horror! The horror! The horror!”Ziltoid the omniscient: One of the most epic albums ever. And Devin Townsend is a bloody genius.
Done with markers and coffee… offcourse.
Which one is the puppet?
