I drew Ziltoid declaring Earth coffee FETID.
Please some native english fan, write down Devin’s monologue from yesterday’s show because I’m struggling with it… Only managed to put down some parts but I liked it so much!
Not a native speaker at all and I probably got a bunch of things wrong, but here it is:
Hey, this is Devin Townsend and I’d like to point out how the Ziltoid character is supposed to be a metaphor for the part of my personality that has not grown up since he was 15 years old. As if that wasn’t apparent…
Man, You’re my hero, thank you!
It’s kinda sad how he feels, but understandable. I wonder what will happen in the upcoming episodes, if he’s struggling already. I wish he gains some more inspiration, I love Ziltoid.
(perhaps because I don’t notice the dirtiest jokes :Đ)
You’re very welcome! Glad I could help :)
And yeah, I’m incredibly sad that he’s losing the motivation for it as I was under the impression that Ziltoid was something that he used to do for fun, at least for the most part (like those little videos before and during live shows, etc.). There’s currently an idea of creating an “ask Ziltoid” section during the broadcast going around Devin’s twitter though, so I really hope it works out for him. I love Ziltoid as well, but seeing him become a chore to his creator would suck out a good part of the enjoyment of the show :(
(when it comes to the humour, I personally find it more gross than offensive, perhaps because it feels to me like it’s not the joke that is the source of the punchline but Ziltoid himself for being…the special and beautiful individual that he is :’D but really, I’d find anything said in that freaking voice funny, so my opinion probably doesn’t matter haha)
(via muckee)
Please some native english fan, write down Devin’s monologue from yesterday’s show because I’m struggling with it… Only managed to put down some parts but I liked it so much!
Not a native speaker at all and I probably got a bunch of things wrong, but here it is:
Hey, this is Devin Townsend and I’d like to point out how the Ziltoid character is supposed to be a metaphor for the part of my personality that has not grown up since he was 15 years old. As if that wasn’t apparent…
… the three horsemen of the Mmmbopalypse!
Ziltoid the Omniscient (via spectacjuular)
contemporary human adults
00:58 Intro (Z2 snippets)
04:50 Stray Cats – Rock This Town
08:17 Myrkskog – Discipline Misanthropy
11:00 Aqua – Barbie Girl
12:32 Skrillex feat. Sirah – Bangarang
14:26 Clutch – Earth Rocker
17:51 Nickelback – Burn it to the ground
20:43 SquarePusher – Full Rinse (Ziltoid’s freestyle)
23:04 Wesley Willis – Alanis Morissette
23:44 Jane’s Addiction – True Nature
27:20 Nomeansno – Two Lips, Two Lungs and One Tongue
28:16 Beneath The Massacre – Condemned
31:18 Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put a ring on it)
35:00 Judas Priest- Freewheel Burning
39:21 Slade – Run Runaway
41:54 Behemoth – Slaves Shall Serve
44:51 Ween – I’m Waving My Dick in The Wind
47:56 Royal Thunder – Parsonz Curse (Acoustic)
55:38 Slipknot – Pulse of the Maggots
57:52 Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive
59:36 Vengaboys – We Like Party! (Ending song)
(via happyfuckingcamper)
2:55 Samael – On Earth
7:13 Owl City – Fireflies
10:25 Shining – Madness And The Damage Done
16:59 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum – The Donkey-Headed Adversary Of Humanity Opens The Discussion
22:05 Spice Girls – Spice Up Your Life
25:29 Daft Punk – Derezzed
28:12 Meshuggah – Do Not Look Down
32:57 Lou Bega – Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)
37:27 Minor Threat – Straight Edge
38:15 Enya – Orinoco Flow
40:03 deadmau5 – One Trick Pony
43:32 Gojira – Backbone
48:05 The Prodigy – Run With The Wolves
52:57 Black Dogs – Savages
55:44 Vengaboys – We like to Party!
(via happyfuckingcamper)
Yes, death metal, my friends. We discussed this last week. Angry men screaming while Charlie Brown types a letter in the background.
Ziltoid, on the Ziltoid Radio Show on Team Rock. (via cthulhuvsdeathstar)
So, a little soliloquy towards the audio elitist out there. We all know, yes, that you only listen to complicated music because it’s a direct reflection of your complicated personality. Please, let’s have a long drawn-out discussion as to why your preferences are superior. And while we’re at it, let’s talk about your father. Oh, tell me about your vinyl collection. Allow me to reinforce your thoughts that I am intellectually inferior. Oh yes, the simple beautiful melody that I can dance to and makes the women swoon. Yes. Of course. How could I be so obtuse? It is inferior. You bonehead! Go masturbate to some Philip Glass. You see, in the fourth dimension it’s all about Ockham’s razor; simplicity rings supreme. Your type? Extinct, long ago. But please, tell me where you got those clove cigarettes, you emotionally retarded nerd. I’m sure you got it from a special place behind the counter at that second hand store. I’m sorry!; boutique.
Shall we listen to music together? Oh yes, you only listen to vinyl. Is it some sort of intangible audio quality that the rest of us plebeians can’t understand? Yes. I bet you turn every sexual interaction into some sort of artistic formula. (…)
Anyway, it’s not the fidelity, it’s not the 24/96K - it can be 8-bit as long as the melody is relevant. You need to stop being such a prick.
Ziltoid
