The Monologue, because I liked it so damn much.
“The thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die.”
#this episode angered a lot of people#like they took it personal because this whole time they related to rick and thought the series was justifying their worldview#but this monologue ripped them all to shreds
This show is the epitome of “I’m an asshole because I’m better than you” and so many people used it to justify their behavior, and it finally addressed the fact that that’s not the case but instead the reality is “I’m an asshole because I’m immature and can’t take care of myself mentally or emotionally” and of course assholes are gonna cry about it. Because, again, they are immature and can’t handle their emotions.
This monologue is a prime example of “Sometimes if someone’s advice pisses you off it’s because they’re right and you know that applies to you.”
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Sand stars may seem sleepy, but when seen sped up, turning minutes to seconds, their sandy strolls surge into serious sprints!
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Today the Department of Awesomely Good Deeds joins this little octopus in thanking filmmaker Pei Yan Heng, who spotted the small cephalopod after it had gotten beached during low tide on beach at Singapore’s Cyrene Reef. Pei filled a plastic cup with water, gently scooped up the stranded octopus, and then carefully returned him to the sea.
It took the creature a little while to recover, after which, instead of swimming away it swam over to Pei, extending a tentacle and placing it on Pei’s shoe, where it remained for a while in apparent gratitude:
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My sister has been waiting all year to make this joke, release the doves, she is free at last
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Pacific Giant Octopus! She’s new to the marine life center and is still acclimating to her new space







