basically the best feeling in the world is when you start to get really carried away talking in depth about your weird interests, but the person you’re talking to is actually intrigued rather than bored and they are impressed by how much you know rather than weirded out
(via allisonpregler)
Source: elizabitchtaylor
me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once
my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.
Source: bobross
[bangs pots and pans together] WILD ANIMALS ARE NOT PETS. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS. THERE IS A REASON WHY IT’S ILLEGAL TO KEEP WILD ANIMALS AS PETS. [bangs pots and pans louder] REAL LIFE ISN’T A FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE. IT TOOK 15,000 YEARS TO DOMESTICATE DOGS AND EVEN THEN IT JUST TAKES ONE BAD OWNER TO FUCK IT UP. NO YOU CANNOT CUDDLE THE BEAR. WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
(via moreanimalia)
Source: reyairia
this is my Mesopotamia OC, Killgamesh, who is gilgamesh’s cousin who uses a gun
(via sarlione)
Source: wretchedpterodactylgirl
Source: phooeyducks
- Academic text writer, cracking open Thesaurus: ha ha ha, try and get through THIS unreadable pile of boiling hot nonsense, fuckers
Source: banderboucher
no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice
and there isn’t just “one other person” out there waiting for you. you can love multiple people over your lifetime. you can love multiple people at once. you can have more than one soulmate, or none. you can be your own soulmate.
my point is…you aren’t missing your “other half.” you are a whole person by yourself, and if you love someone, you need to understand that they are a whole person too, not your “other half.”
(via nevertoomanyspiders)
Source: zelldas
discourse? uh no you’re thinking of discourse’s monster
Source: silkwurm






