WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE
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Imagine your icon showing up at your doorstep completely unannounced and giving you a big hug as soon as they see you.
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Your fave is problematic: the parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago
- is not resting
- did not move
- is not stunned
- is not pining for the fjords
- has passed on
- is no more
- has ceased to be
- has expired and gone to meet his maker
- is stiff
- is bereft of life
- rests in peace
- would be pushing up daisies if he weren’t nailed to the perch
- his metabolic processes are now history
- is off the twig
- has kicked the bucket
- has shuffled off his mortal coil
- has run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible
- IS AN EX-PARROT
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Make 2015 the year you stop apologizing for being self-indulgent with your art. Be self-indulgent. Do all of your art for you. Make yourself happy with your art and fuck everything else.
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socks on Christmas
- 8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
- me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
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- christmas in your 20s: fuck i hope someone got me socks
Tips for ANY Gift-Giving Holiday
Don’t buy pets as gifts unless:
- You are 115% sure the receiver wants and is willing to take full responsibility of the animal
- You are 190% willing to take care of the animal if the other person rejects the pet because simply “returning” a purchased animal is an overall dick move that proves you are incapable of making responsible decisions
Maddy said it more eloquently than I did, pay attention to her instead.
200% relevant
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