All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*
YES, DAMMIT
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dadd:
Going back and reading all your dramatic texts you sent from when you were upset
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Being drunk does not excuse cheating.
Being drunk does not excuse rape.
Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.
Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.
Being drunk is not an excuse.
Control yourself or don’t drink.
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Tragic past doesn’t mean = actions justified
Tragic past means = explanation behind acts.
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stop turning male/female platonic friendships into romances in television and film 2015
stop turning male/female platonic friendships into romances in television and film 2016
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OK you know when you hold a cup on your face without your hands… like you suck all the air out of the cup… i don’t know what it’s called
but it’s like That it’s really good
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Back in January, our research biologists came across this octopus when pulling up a stone crab trap in Cedar Key. Octopus can get in...
Commission for https://www.deviantart.com/sweet-n-treat
Forgot to mention it on Deviantart - I’ve opened Fur Affinity account!
by Andrey
Back in January, our research biologists came across this octopus when pulling up a stone crab trap in Cedar Key. Octopus can get in...
Commission for https://www.deviantart.com/sweet-n-treat
Forgot to mention it on Deviantart - I’ve opened Fur Affinity account!
by Andrey
