Stephen Colbert and Stephen King concoct a scary story
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Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
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I know who’s gonna die in his next book
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Laughter, Susannah would later reflect, is like a hurricane: once it reaches a certain point, it becomes self-feeding, self-supporting. You laugh not because the jokes are funny but because your own condition is funny.
Important advice from Stephen King. ALWAYS pay attention to writing advice from Stephen King.
Managing to…shovel shit from a sitting position.
Everyone, that is pure genius.
And pretty much what I do whenever I try too hard with my writing.
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“ “Why do you think Harold would keep his shades down?”
“So nobody can see in, I guess,” Leo said. “So he can do secret things. It’s like the dead people, isn’t it?” […]
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“Why do you think Harold would keep his shades down?”
“So nobody can see in, I guess,” Leo said. “So he can do secret things. It’s like the dead people, isn’t it?” […]
“Secret things,” Larry mused aloud, not really trying to draw the boy out anymore.
“Maybe he’s praying to the dark man,” Leo said casually, and Larry jerked as if brushed by a live wire. Leo didn’t notice. He was double-bouncing his Ping- Pong ball, first off the sidewalk and then catching it on the rebound from the brick wall they were passing… whock-whap!
“Do you really think so?” Larry asked, making an effort to sound casual.
“I don’t know. But he’s not like us. He smiles a lot. But I think there might be worms inside him, making him smile. Big white worms eating up his brain. Like maggots.”
The Stand | Stephen King
« Show me a man or a woman alone and I’ll show you a saint. Give me two and they’ll fall in love. Give me three and they’ll invent the charming thing we call ‘society’. Give me four and they’ll build a pyramid. Give me five and they’ll make one an outcast. Give me six and they’ll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and in seven years they’ll reinvent warfare. Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home. »
The Stand —Stephen King
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.
