Found it!!! And to ensure it remains in circulation, I’m posting it here.
Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
(via monere-lluvia)
Source: just-shower-thoughts
Source: c2oh
do you remember that one boss from Circle of the Moon who is a literal BDSM gimp goat giant who’s just kind of hanging out, probably in giant-sized assless chaps, on the whole outer wall of the castle
I think about that dude seometimes
OH GOD I remember him. omg.
(via nevertoomanyspiders)
Source: animedads
What my 13 year old self learned from these books:
- that girls want to have sex just as much as boys
- that girls masturbate
-that girls masturbate a lot
- that girls masturbate to fantasies about really strange things (but that’s okay)
- that there are different ways to masturbate and/or have sex
- that there are things like “ritual sex”
- that people can be “old” (40s) and “ugly” (see pictures) and still be hot
- that sometimes what you really need is a self-loathing, gruff bastard who is secretly super gentle and will love you faithfully and passionately for the rest of his life and give you lots of orgasms.
- some stuff about acual historical events like wars and… stuff
Kaone Kario by Robert Grischek
(via oceank1ng)
Source: continentcreative
Leopard slugs (Limax maximus) mating! While dangling on a thick line of mucus, both slugs extend their male reproductive organs from their heads and twine them together to exchange sperm.
I wrote a haiku about this very scene last weekend when I was re-watching Life in the Undergrowth!
Entwining on line
of mucous; slugs enveloped,
transfer love juices
(via moreanimalia)
Source: scientificvisuals
An excerpt from Ziltoid Radio #05, featuring Megadeth’s Hook in Mouth, from So Far, So Good… So What?
“Spelling, with Dave Mustaine”
“Dooga dooga, dooga dooga!”
