• Kain: Raziel, I have discovered a television show of the utmost quality.
  • Raziel: What?
  • Kain: It is called..."The MUPPETS". It is about a wretched green goblin as he struggles against the tyrannous machinations of fate.
  • Raziel: Are you talking about Kermit the Frog?
  • Kain: Fate is, as ever, represented by a grotesque porcine monstrosity that consumes the lives of all who stray into her path.
  • Raziel: Kain, I really do not think that is what the show is about.
  • Kain: My favorite is the feeble creature known as..."Fozzy". I find his pathetic antics to be quite...
  • Kain: *deep inhale*
  • Kain: ...relatable.

Source: baby-kraid

cactusrabbit:

Look at these FUCKING nerds. Look at them and love them as I do. Fucking nerdy grandpas. Except for Simon. I dunno how old he is.

To quote Rene Auberjonois: “It’s a lot of talk for a video game. I’m so used to doing five lines like GO THROUGH THAT DOOR. DON’T GO THROUGH THAT DOOR. HEY ASSHOLE GO THROUGH THAT DOOR.”

(via sarlione)

Source: cactusrabbit

PS1 Soul Reaver Nostalgia

guardiansofnosgoth:

  • Discovering the Human Citadel for the first time
  • Trying to climb the statues in Dumah’s throne room
  • Throwing Raziel back into the Abyss just to see what would happen
  • Platforming in Rahab’s territory
  • *ZEPHONIM NOISES*
  • Accidentally triggering Ariel’s dialogue
  • Abusing glyph powers and projectiles (especially the Fire Reaver)
  • Trying to keep up with Kain’s teleporting
  • Raziel won’t stop attacking the door
  • Collecting all the weapons and finding all the secrets
  • Getting a Gregorian chant stuck in your head for weeks
  • Learning the most efficient way to complete the block puzzles
  • Experiencing a truly open world for the first time (without loading!)
  • Expanding your vocabulary with quality voice acting
  • Being emotionally invested in polygons