Source: captain-price-official
Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.
a resume is just a ref for your worksona
if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me
(via perceptur)
Source: funnycerberus
Me in the morning.
What the hell is that thing supposed to be?!?!?!?!
Me. In the morning.
(via oceank1ng)
Source: unsettlingstories
fun fact
bi means two so whenever you encounter a bisexual, there is a smaller, angrier bisexual hiding nearby. watching. waiting.
a nearbi if you will
just a bistander on standbi
(via nevertoomanyspiders)
Source: ziraseal
What my 13 year old self learned from these books:
- that girls want to have sex just as much as boys
- that girls masturbate
-that girls masturbate a lot
- that girls masturbate to fantasies about really strange things (but that’s okay)
- that there are different ways to masturbate and/or have sex
- that there are things like “ritual sex”
- that people can be “old” (40s) and “ugly” (see pictures) and still be hot
- that sometimes what you really need is a self-loathing, gruff bastard who is secretly super gentle and will love you faithfully and passionately for the rest of his life and give you lots of orgasms.
- some stuff about acual historical events like wars and… stuff
