“This man has a problem…”
Well I would say so. He is trying to wrap an octopus. And the octopus seems to be putting up quite the fight. I’m rooting for the octopus.
Here’s hoping your holiday season is filled with many awkwardly shaped packages that you need to wrap - just don’t wrap any octopuses!
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furries: this is sfw bc this dudes dick thats bigger than his head is fully covered in skintight speedo
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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
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Composite Bollock Dagger
- Dated: partly 16th century
- Measurements: overall length 32.4 cm
The dagger features a slender blade formed with a long single-edged ricasso and struck with a mark on one side; the remaining length tapering to a narrow point, later hilt comprising iron crosspiece with quillons formed as a pair of arched monsters. It has a brass fillet, carved wooden grip with a pair of basal nodules and an iron pommel cap pierced and engrave with Celtic ornament over the top.
It’s the nutshank
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is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament
because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life
is that one merman wearing jeans
means (mermaid jeans)
DECEMBER DIAMONDS!!
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