From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form
“What’re you up to?” His simple text said. “Just eating cereal and lying in bed.” “What if I was with you?” he responded with ease, “I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.” And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad. My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut, I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”
this is such pristine poetry tho honestly i want this person to come drop some bars on my mixtape
