Legacy of Kain in a nuttshell
Kain: Raziel, I’m trying to use witty metaphors to explain that–
Raziel: REVEEEEENGEKain: –your having been turned from a church bell ringer into a badass blood drinking sex symbol–
Raziel: VENGEANCE FOR MY WINGSKain: –and then into a badass soul eating sex symbol is irrelvent when compared to–
Raziel: RETRIBUTION FOR MY JAW
Kain: –the fact that we’re being played by faux gods into paradox after paradox so hear me out when I say–
Raziel: REPRISAAALLL
Kain: That I really want us to be friends again so let’s join forces and stop the enemy– OH GODS YOU’VE HURLED YOURSELF ONTO THE SOUL REAVER
Raziel: I love you dad. The elder god made me do it.
*Looks to the elder god*
Kain: REEEVEEENNGGEEE
(via icpe)
Source: jackthetrapdoorspider
