I can’t help but watch and quote this movie every year around Christmas
Source: leonardotaku
“You can’t give her that!” she screamed. “It’s not safe!”
IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
“She’s a child!” shouted Crumley.
IT’S EDUCATIONAL.
“What if she cuts herself?”
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather (via waltorr)
“I’m laughing like hell deep down, sir.”
(via malakhov)
Eric Idle - That’s Death
(Credits song for Discworld 2: Missing Presumed)






