While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

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buffafro:

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

this doesnt even begin to touch the status of most cursed thing ive ever written but it is fuckin up there. here ya go @buffafro

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Q:this is a really random thought, but I just remembered i once watched a drawing livestream of yours many years ago where you drew a perfect five-sided star in one go and right then I realized how legit of an artist you were and to this day i still aspire to achieve perfect one-go star skills

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kadabura:

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Haha it’s a little wiggly but I think I still got it! Drawing not-crossed stars in one go is perhaps the best most useless skill I have.