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シャケかわいいんじゃあ～（画像と全然関係ない）
(via sarlione)
Source: greatest-bastard
What my 13 year old self learned from these books:
- that girls want to have sex just as much as boys
- that girls masturbate
-that girls masturbate a lot
- that girls masturbate to fantasies about really strange things (but that’s okay)
- that there are different ways to masturbate and/or have sex
- that there are things like “ritual sex”
- that people can be “old” (40s) and “ugly” (see pictures) and still be hot
- that sometimes what you really need is a self-loathing, gruff bastard who is secretly super gentle and will love you faithfully and passionately for the rest of his life and give you lots of orgasms.
- some stuff about acual historical events like wars and… stuff
It’s really hard to take scenes like this seriously in Berserk, because I know what’s going to happen. I know that this is not a King, pensive and pondering the fate of his kingdom, it’s the face of a man thinking to himself “I really wish I was having sex with my daughter right now. I hope no rapscallions of ignoble birth are off having sex with my daughter instead of me. That’d really piss me off.”
And as terrible as that is, it also completely ruins any military drama occurring and makes it really hard not to laugh.
Oh yeah, it makes rewatching/rereading Berserk really awkward. The King seemed like such a great guy up to a certain point :(
