Instruction for a Help

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Every other time someone purposefully misspells “baby”, I get a little misty-eyed. This is why: 

A while (wow, 2008?) ago, I checked SomethingAwful regularly (shh). It formed a lot of my humor and indulged my hunger for the niche, the strange, and the genuinely creepy. My favorite thing they ever published was a serial by Zach Parsons.

First, read these. Starting with “Fruit”.

They’re pretty easy to breeze through. It won’t make a lot of sense at first, but it helps to try.

This is your dessert, and it’s so yummy, but you have to eat your dinner first.

Just. Uuugh, I wish Mr. Parsons still did stuff like this. Or am I missing it?  Also, here’s an unrelated series by the same author where someone says “even a child-molesting clock is right twice a day”.

(via nirdian)

Source: psshaw

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  1. jalathas reblogged this from nirdian and added:
    That link is broken now, but this is really good, so go here:...
  2. psshaw reblogged this from riftist and added:
    Lemme just. It’s Sunday. This’ll be the best thing you do today.
  3. riftist reblogged this from nirdian
  4. nirdian reblogged this from psshaw
  5. klangfraud reblogged this from psshaw and added:
    This was absolutely wonderful- and I’m mildly upset I hadn’t heard of it before now.
  6. pooryorickdraw said: I read these a while ago - amazing stuff! I was actually just thinking about it the other day and wanting to read it again, so thank you!
  7. whence-rensta reblogged this from psshaw
  8. goatpluck said: dang, I haven’t read anything this fun in a while
  9. imdabby said: fuck, this is similar to how a friend and I talk, so they’re really killing me
  10. ravenoushyenaface said: WHAT AM I READING
  11. psi-mon said: Fifth is fifth is fihn si fi a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  12. notmusa said: wow i am enjoying these instructions so far
  13. themaskfromsupermario2 said: Have you read Your Next-Door Neighbor is a Dragon? It’s fucking hilarious.