my name is daniel

and I live in Mayfair

Don’t forget! Some things mustn’t be forgotten… the, shopping list…

Godwilling, the name Kraft still invokes bitter hunger in you. If not, this will sound terrible. Got to isle three and consume all of the cool whip. 

It’s body is smooth and creamy. And yours, young and strong. It will be no match for your appetite.

Redeem us both, Daniel. Descend into the frozen food isle where the cool whip waits and eat it.