I don’t wanna be dramatic but I don’t think I’ll be happy with my life until I’ve pet the entire length of a giant anteater’s snoot. I’m talking from between the ears all the way to that weird little mouth. The whole thing. Maybe more than once.
Please enjoy this photo I found while googling snoot pics
Look at how soft that snoot looks!!!
Hey I would like this post a whole lot more if it didn’t force me to think the phrase “anteater gloryhole”
He just wants a kiss don’t make it weird