grandmasterconfetticannon

CEPHALOPODS DON’T GET THE CREDIT THEY F*ING DESERVE…

LOOK AT THIS DUDE. JUST LOOK AT IT.

THIS DUDE IS JUST CHILLIN’…

THIS ONE IS FABULOUS AND KNOWS IT.

THESE GUYS ARE F*ING LIGHT UP, MAJESTIC BEAUTIES.

THIS ONE JUST WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

THIS ONE COULDN’T DECIDE BETWEEN ZEBRA STRIPES OR LEOPARD PRINT, BUT SHE’S F*ING PULLING IT OFF.

 THIS ONE CAN PULL OF BLUE LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS.

AND THIS ONE IS LIKE, “CLAM AT ME, BRO. I’LL F*ING EAT YOU WHILE YOU’RE STILL ALIVE. NO REGRETS!”