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Found my first geoduck!

It squirted Garden Girl in the face as she walked by, and she became convinced that it was an alien monster and asked me to dig it up. My fingers are wrecked from the sand - they can dig themselves several feet deep. This guy weighed at least four pounds. I put it back in the hole after some photos.

Is it alive? What is it? It looks like a melon? Why was it spitting at people…….wait………..it’s a giant phallus that spits at people???

It doesn’t look like a duck…..

It is alive! It’s a giant clam that burrows into sand and can grow up to six feet long and live for well over a hundred years. Apparently they taste pretty good, but they uh… they look pretty alarming when their siphons are extended:

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I didn’t actually realize they could retract fully into their shells until this one did. 

The clam looks like it could be in a fucking hentai

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(Note: the clam I found is actually a horseneck clam, not a geoduck!)

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