The Man Whom Livess In The Slurps???????

apparently the British news media was freaking out over this video like WHAT IS IT??? HOLY SHIT??? TERRIFYING REPTILIAN MENACE SPOTTED

NEXT WEEK IN BRITISH NEWS:

“WOTS ALL THIS SOME SAWRTA BLOODY ‘ORRIBLE WET SPOIDAH!??!”

“SCUFF MY CRUMPETS, THERE’S SCORPIONS IN THE OL’ SALTY CHIM CHUMMERY PEEP PEEP BLAND FOOD FOOTBALL OVERRATED TV SERIES CAMELOT”