Kain Raziel, I have discovered a television show of the utmost quality.

Raziel What?

Kain It is called..."The MUPPETS". It is about a wretched green goblin as he struggles against the tyrannous machinations of fate.

Raziel Are you talking about Kermit the Frog?

Kain Fate is, as ever, represented by a grotesque porcine monstrosity that consumes the lives of all who stray into her path.

Raziel Kain, I really do not think that is what the show is about.

Kain My favorite is the feeble creature known as..."Fozzy". I find his pathetic antics to be quite...

Kain *deep inhale*

Kain ...relatable.