Legacy of Kain in a nuttshell

jackthetrapdoorspider:

Kain: Raziel, I’m trying to use witty metaphors to explain that–
Raziel: REVEEEEENGE

Kain: –your having been turned from a church bell ringer into a badass blood drinking sex symbol–
Raziel: VENGEANCE FOR MY WINGS

Kain: –and then into a badass soul eating sex symbol is irrelvent when compared to–

Raziel: RETRIBUTION FOR MY JAW

Kain: –the fact that we’re being played by faux gods into paradox after paradox so hear me out when I say–

Raziel: REPRISAAALLL

Kain: That I really want us to be friends again so let’s join forces and stop the enemy– OH GODS YOU’VE HURLED YOURSELF ONTO THE SOUL REAVER 

Raziel: I love you dad. The elder god made me do it.

*Looks to the elder god*
Kain: REEEVEEENNGGEEE

(via icpe)

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