tru zodiac descriptions

goodbye-space-ass:

aries: get a job nerd
taurus: really intimidating and likes plants
gemini: u talk too fast
cancer: cute and probably cries a lot 
leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot 
virgo: get that stick out of ur ass
libra: satans cousin 3 times removed
scorpio: pretty ok with murder
sagittarius: wow rude
capricorn: *mr krabs voice* money
aquarius: came from the 11th plane of the void
pisces: really excited about birthday parties 

(via monere-lluvia)

Source: goodbye-space-ass

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