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Instruction for a Help

psshaw:

Every other time someone purposefully misspells “baby”, I get a little misty-eyed. This is why: 

A while (wow, 2008?) ago, I checked SomethingAwful regularly (shh). It formed a lot of my humor and indulged my hunger for the niche, the strange, and the genuinely creepy. My favorite thing they ever published was a serial by Zach Parsons.

First, read these. Starting with “Fruit”.

They’re pretty easy to breeze through. It won’t make a lot of sense at first, but it helps to try.

This is your dessert, and it’s so yummy, but you have to eat your dinner first.

Just. Uuugh, I wish Mr. Parsons still did stuff like this. Or am I missing it?  Also, here’s an unrelated series by the same author where someone says “even a child-molesting clock is right twice a day”.

(via nirdian)