a rift

Dec 30

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almost-fai:

so-thisismybed:

Ballpoint Color Picker

this might be one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

There are no words.

(Source: jimrugg, via almost-fai)

abiak:

‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’

(via allisonpregler)

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

(Source: mindylahiris, via allisonpregler)

brownpau:

Procrastinate.

(via allisonpregler)

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