I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER.
DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE:
N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE
N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN
Moon jellyfish rise at nightfall off the island of Gam by David Doubilet
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aries: robert frost
The best way out is always through.taurus: william shakespeare
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.gemini: walt whitman
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)cancer: pablo neruda
But wait for me,
keep for me your sweetness.
I will give you too
a rose.leo: charles bukowski
attend the boxing matches, go to the racetrack,
live on luck and skill,
get alone, get alone often,
and if you can’t sleep alone
be careful of the words you speak in your sleep;
and
ask for no mercy
no miracles;virgo: mary oliver
You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.libra: e.e. cummings
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)scorpio: sylvia plath
I wait and ache. I think I am healing.sagittarius: emily dickinson
I dwell in possibility.capricorn: edgar allen poe
Ah, dream too bright to last!
Ah, starry Hope, that didst arise
But to be overcast!
A voice from out the Future cries,
“On! on!“—but o'er the Pastaquarius: langston hughes
Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.pisces: jack kerouac
This transcendental Brilliance
Is the better part
(of Nothingness
I sing)
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I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER.DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE:N:*Opens fridge* HELVETEN:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØRENI was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened.
but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter”
I’m not sure if you know
but you just basically wrote:
“We drove out of the lubrication”
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soul reaver au where the lieutenants are kain’s bad deviantart ocs
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these designs man
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Sunrise in the North Cascades.
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Devin Townsend Says ZILTOID Live Production Is Coming To Blu-Ray In November
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