a rift

Mar 31

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Mar 30

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lovelyetsy:

“Octopus & Seawater” Necklace by VillaSorgenfrei

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secondhandhumans:

Lemur taking it easy #amsterdam #artisroyalzoo #lemur #relaxing #animals

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business email glossary

• thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
• thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
• would you be so kind: fucking do it
• best: i have never physically met you
• all best: this conversation is over
• all my best: i wish you would die
• happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
• i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
• i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
• sorry to chase: answer my email
• so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
• i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
• please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
• i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
• i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
• i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
• can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
• per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
• great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
• thanks!: i'm not mad at you
• thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
• thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
• please advise: this might be your fault
• kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
• mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
• can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
• sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
• let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

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evelynatthecircus:

lauraharrisbooks:

Beyond this, consider how these professions might vary depending on who the customers are - nobles, or lower class. Are they good at their job or just scraping by? Do they work with lots of other people or on their own? City or village?

For younger characters:

• Apprentice to any of the above
• Messenger/runner
• Page/squire
• Pickpocket
• Shop assistant
• Student
• Looks after younger siblings

(Images all from Wikimedia Commons)

Also consider:

Candlemaker
Ferryman
Factor (looks after business for an employer in another city)
Tiler
Cutler
Beekeeper
Apothecary
Interpreter
Furrier
Moneylender/Banker
Winemaker
Tinker (small trader who repairs stuff)
Nightsoil collector
Customs officer

Also a bonus for animal related professions:
Fowler (supplies game birds for eating)
Warrener (catches rabbits on your land for you to eat)
Ostler (looks after your horses)
Falconer (looks after your falcons)
Cocker (looks after your fighting cocks)

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Mar 29

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mysleepykisser-with-feelings-hid:

                       
                           2013 GRAND NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PHOTO CONTEST. Amateur - FIRST PLACE: Witold Rakowski,
                       
                  

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