a rift

Jun 17

[video]

swanofmischief:

walrusofdoom:

justbadpuns:

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

#Well Oedipus certainly can’t read it with his (via theladyspanishes)

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cyberfights:
“ cyberfights:
“ this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided...

cyberfights:

cyberfights:

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ

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Jun 16

theshmaylor:
“ wizzard890:
“ brilliantlyhorrid:
“ I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but
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carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince
”
friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of...

theshmaylor:

wizzard890:

brilliantlyhorrid:

I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but

carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince

friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.

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qhazomb:

qhazomb:

Blood Omen 2: Kain Operates Heavy Machinery

Blood Omen 2: Kain Fucks Up Heavy Machinery

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[video]

Jun 15

Mimic Octopus

theandamanlangkawi:

Diving off the coasts of Malaysia and Indonesia, I have encountered an octopus that looks like a sea snake. Since its discovery in 1998 researchers have learned much more about this unusual animal that tries to look like other more dangerous species.

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The mimic octopus is about 60 cm from arm tip to arm tip and can copy the color and shape of some of S.E. Asia’s deadly marine life. Researchers have found that the Mimic can copy at least 15 different animals including sea snakes, lionfish, flatfish, brittle stars, crabs, sea shells, stingrays, flounders, jellyfish, sea anemones, and mantis shrimp

Octopuses are very intelligent animals and most can make themselves resemble their surroundings. The Mimic octopus is the only species known that seems to understand what the best defense is for its circumstances.

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A great example of these clever defenses occurs when a Mimic is being bothered by demoiselle fish. The Mimic will bury six of its arms into the mud and color the other two in sea snake bands. Sea snakes are predators of demoiselle fish and the deadly disguise frightens them away.

Not all of the disguises are defensive. Being a mimic can also be a help when you are hungry. By changing its appearance to look like a crab the Mimic is able to get close enough to real crabs to catch and kill them before being discovered.

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transcendentalaccidentalism:
“Old New World Order
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transcendentalaccidentalism:

Old New World Order

[video]

redmensch:
“ paxamericana:
“this is the dude that choke-slammed a reporter yesterday
”
gianforte: how many levels of protestant work ethic are you on
americans: idk like 5 or 6
gianforte: you are like a little baby, watch this
giantforte: “retirement...

redmensch:

paxamericana:

this is the dude that choke-slammed a reporter yesterday

gianforte: how many levels of protestant work ethic are you on

americans: idk like 5 or 6

gianforte: you are like a little baby, watch this

giantforte: “retirement should not be allowed till 600 years old”

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