a rift

Oct 14

queenannika:
68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself.
i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks
a man and his onion

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a fic about slick singing to droog that i worked really ahrd on

luckyspook:

droog gasped at the air he was trying to breathe through all the blood
i don’t want to die alone
he said to slick
sing to me, slick
he pleaded
slick nodded solemly and leaned down
and began to sing
like a good neighbor, state farm is there
he tearfully sobbed into droog’s bloody lapel
but no insurance agent appeared
droog died, a disappointed sigh on his lips

I cried.

(Source: luckyspike)

Oct 13

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fuckyeahlemurs:

kiss kiss (by Xbeckie boox)

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(via amummy)

Oct 12

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teenysidhe:

Lémur couronné (Eulemur coronatus) (by Marine D’Antuono)

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“Your sexual life will, in many ways, mirror your educational life when you were younger. It will start with enthusiasm and persistence, and end in despair and messy underpants.” — Ziltoid the Omniscient (via lawson-the-omniscient)

(Source: devilswrath)