I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.
1) I’m fucking astounded this is a robot voice.
2) I’m fucking losing my mind laughing.
IT’S TIME FOR THIS AGAIN
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Japan-Exclusive Splatfest Art
Unknown Creature vs. Advanced Technology
Fries vs. McNuggets
Inner Wear vs. Outer Wear
Flower vs. Dumpling
Tsubuan vs. Koshian
Pocky Chocolate vs. Pocky: Gokuboso
such rage in such a little body
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BREAKING NEWS
I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!
LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!
…Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms…
ATTENTION: IT IS NOW TIME FOR MOSS
Reminds me of the “Tapera Naevia” aka Striped Cuckoo whose chicks look like Pine Cones, so now we have “Moss Birb” and “Pine Cone Birb”
CONIFEROUS BIRB!!!!
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